when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
(via bluescarvesarecool)
Getting ready for school.
The first week of school you’re like:
The rest of the year you’re like:
(via laughingnancy)

how i feel in school
(via societyinmypants)
I WANT JOHN GREEN TO BE ON THE BOAT IN AMSTERDAM AND I WANT HIM TO BE THE ONE WHO SHOUTS, “THE BEAUTIFUL COUPLE IS BEAUTIFUL” IN A PATHETIC AND OBVIOUSLY FAKE DUTCH ACCENT
(via bluescarvesarecool)
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
(via mr-nice-watch)
world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds
(via jesuswantspizza)
Is there anything you can’t do with a potato
bring back your father
(via thelaughingmango)

Neck biting is the sexiest thing ever.
Totally





